Down by the train tracks where nobody goes.
There stands a woman with out any clothes!.
A long came a man swinging a chain .
Down went the zipper and out it came.
Three months later, all is well.
Six months later, it started too swell!
nine m ...
Posted Wednesday, November 7th 2007 at 4:15AM
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Mary had a harry thing!
John had a long thing!
John stuck his long thing in Marys harry thing!. (People mind out of gutter)
Answer: Mary had a hog, John had a long knife. John stuck his knife into Marys pig and killed it! ...
Posted Wednesday, November 7th 2007 at 4:05AM
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Stinken little whinch!
Siting on a bench !
The hole so little, I couldn't get it in.
(People mind out of gutter!)
Answer: A needle being thread! ...
Posted Wednesday, November 7th 2007 at 4:01AM
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What's black on the outside!
Red in the inside!
You hiest up your leg and put it in!
(People get your mind out of gutter!)
Answer: A pair of old fashion boots!
Black on outside, linen red on the inside.
You lift up your leg and put feet in b ...
Posted Wednesday, November 7th 2007 at 3:56AM
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Thank you for having this positive environment. I would like for you all to pray for my family. We lost our mother earlier this evening. Keep making dreams come true.
Encouragement Speaker Derrick Hayes
P.O. Box 8702 columbus, Ga 31908
info@enc ...
Posted Wednesday, November 7th 2007 at 1:50AM
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I have been in this relationship for what seems like forever, and I couldnt be happier with you. Everything that I need you provide. You are my best friend and I love you so much...xoxox...mwah! ...
Posted Tuesday, November 6th 2007 at 7:12PM
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U.S. ARMY LT. GENERAL RUSSEL L. HONORE
TO SERVE AS SPEAKER AT DEAN’S LECTURE SERIES
AT CLARK ATLANTA UNIVERSITY ON NOV. 7
WHO: U.S. Army Lt. General Russel L. Honoré, Commanding General First Army, Fort Gillem, Georgia
WHAT: Will serve as t ...
Posted Tuesday, November 6th 2007 at 4:01PM
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College is expensive. Knowledge, however, is absolutely free! Today, we're going to share some strategies you can use to maximize your chances of getting a great college education.
The first obstacle for many college-bound highschool students is c ...
Posted Tuesday, November 6th 2007 at 11:26AM
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Milledgeville,Ga native Antenica Smith recently competed against two other contestants on BET's Chris Brown, This Holiday Special. The 18 yr. old R&B singer stunned the live audience as well as the online voters to win the contest!Please log on to BE ...
Posted Tuesday, November 6th 2007 at 11:11AM
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"Revenge"
Genesis 39:11-20
As a prisoner and slave, Joseph could have seen his situation as hopeless. Instead, he did his best with each small task given him. His diligence and positive attitude were soon noticed by the warden, who promoted hi ...
Posted Tuesday, November 6th 2007 at 10:36AM
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As this Halloween passed, seeing groups of beaming children in my neighborhood dressed as little princesses and vampires reminded me of my own Halloween memories.
It did, however, get me thinking about the whole concept of "trick or treat" - young ...
Posted Tuesday, November 6th 2007 at 9:59AM
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